Shwarped Media

Our Games

Each one built with the same promise: no garbage, just fun.

by Shwarped Media

Ages 5–11iPhone & iPadFree to StartFully Offline

Three cartoon judges. One kitchen. Play your way — cook to impress or cook for chaos. Either way, Lumpy, Corky, and Rainbow bring the drama.

5 free levels · Unlock all 50 with a one-time purchase · No subscriptions

Lumpy

Corky

Rainbow

by Shwarped Media

Ages 5+iPhone & iPadFree to StartFully Offline

Press the button. Get a banana. Get it wrong? Get zapped! Keep the monkey alive as long as you can — but the fruit machine has other plans.

20 free challenges · Unlock all 56 with a one-time purchase · No subscriptions

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More games in development. Same promise: no garbage, just fun.

We got tired of kids games that nickel-and-dime families.
So we made something different.

🚫No ads. Ever.

🚫No subscriptions.

🚫No accounts or sign-ups.

🚫No pay-to-win add-ons.

🚫No data collected. Zero.

✅Just a game your kid will beg to play.

We make games for kids but we listen to everyone. Got an idea? Found a bug? Just want to say something broke in the funniest way? Let us know.