About Shwarped Media

We started Shwarped Media with one simple frustration: kids games had become a trap. Hidden charges, monthly subscriptions, ads targeting 6-year-olds, and gameplay designed to make kids beg for more purchases. It felt predatory, and we were tired of it.

So we made something different. Every game we ship is designed to be complete — no monthly fees, no pay-to-win add-ons, no advertising networks, and absolutely no data collection. You buy it once (or play the free tier forever), and it just works. Even offline.

We're a small, family-involved studio. The people who test our games are the same ages as the kids who play them. That's not a marketing line — it's just how we work.